Oh well, welcome to Shady Acres anyhow. It ain't much to look at, but it pays out real purty. That guy with the gun? Awww shucks, that's just shotgun Shane! He don't mean no harm... Whatcha DO need to worry about is that darn Tornado!
Sure it may churn up lots of cash for you the player, but that don't do any of us trailer folk a lick a good! Sorry if I seem angry, but it's hard to fix up this ol' trailer park when we're constantly paying out huge jackpots all the time!
So go ahead and make Shady Acres your home, I have a feeling you'll fit right in!
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